Lezbehonest.

So, its been quite a hectic week for me. The new Waitrose store only opened on Friday so spent most of  my week galavanting around where no North London girl has ventured before : Peckham. This would explain my lack of commitment to writing, I can only apologise.

Right this post is dedicated to WaitroseLAD. Prepare everyone, he features a lot in my life (unfortunately, cant shake the poor sod off). As the name dictates, I met him at work a few months ago but it was a bit of fun, nothing serious. Well this is how I see it. He, however, is basically in love with me. (I realise this makes me sound like I'm up myself but I am not exaggerating in this case, I swear). I essentially ended things a couple of months ago the way I always do, the easy way, by not replying because somehow I have magically disappeared off the face of the earth. I think it also sent me over the edge when out of no where he whispered to me "Mine, all mine" WOAH BOY LETS BACK THIS SHIT UP. - what I wanted to scream when I heard that - So that fling was short lived. In the words of Dizzee Rascal "It's not a long ting, you're the boom ting". Apparently, he doesn't get the message because he is still pining for me and buying my love with perfume. Cheeky shit, if there is something I'll give into its perfume. And not just any perfume! oh no, this is Le vie est belle. Smells gorgeous but costs quite a bit. I am extremely proud that I have not given in, this is a huge deal for me. But it must be said, I've kissed much worse and gained a lot less so I am still contemplating. (Dont act like you wouldn't do the same!)

So, last week, in one of the one million texts I receive each day from him he told me that these 2 girls from checkouts (I dont even know any girls from checkouts) apparently think I am gay. Now, there is nothing wrong with being gay but I am not gay. However to discover I give off a gay vibe was quite shocking. I AM AS PATHETIC AND FEEBLE AS THEY COME. - sorry. I'm obviously not over it. yet. Apparently, waitroseLAD tried to defend which, yes, is sweet. How did he do it you ask? well. He simply said "nah shes not gay, she loves my dick."

WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. like honestly. so I went from the lesbian to a massive hoe. I would like to clarify that I am neither of those things.

Yes, when I look back he is DEFINITELY a "what on earth were you thinking" kind of fling.

This image was shown to me by one of my friends, story of my life and I feel it perfectly depicts this post.




Ciaooooo xx